Day Ninety-Four

Driving in my car one day
I was alarmed to find
That a Martian on a bicycle
Was following behind.

I quickly put my foot down
In a fit of deathly fear
But he merely pedalled faster
Only inches from my rear.

(I’m referring to the car
And not my derriere of course
It’s not a verse about
Intergalactic intercourse).

He caught me up and pulled me over
Took out all his dentures
Then asked me how to get
To Chessington World of Adventures.

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2 Responses to “Day Ninety-Four”

  1. ozymandiaz Says:

    awesome fun

  2. echostains Says:

    I love how you got ‘dentures’ to rhyme with ‘Chessington World of adventures! Inspired!
    Lynda from echostains and bookstains

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